Anonymous asked:

Why did the records Guinness ppl reject jack white?! What record was he going for?

theseaofcowards:

the white stripes’ one note show in Canada - apparently the band applied for it to be officially the shortest concert ever but it didn’t get officially recognised and jack got hilariously upset about it. Then he posted a set of satirical posts on tmr about trying to pretend like he was applying for a most-metaphors-in-concert record (here and here - [i couldn’t find the tmr link for the latter] both articles are freaking hysterical).

basically don’t fuck with jack cause he carries a grudge, man